Total Medals Earned: 12 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 70 Points
Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/840 points)
Beat Level 1.
Beat Level 2.
Beat Level 3.
Beat Level 4.
Beat Level 5.
Beat Level 6.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the first Hairold Coin.
Find the second Hairold Coin.
Find the third Hairold Coin.
Find the forth Hairold Coin.
Find the fifth Hairold Coin.
Find the sixth Hairold Coin.
Beat a level without harming the princess at the end.
Getting a highscore higher than the average of all the devs scores combined, that being $210,251!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/175 points)
Locate the magnifying glass.
Look through all the lockers.
Listen to all the tracks. 55mins, 51secs
Locate the piece of paper.
Find all the balloons.
Medals Earned: 7/21 (40/295 points)
Played the game for the first time
Purchase a prize from the counter
Change your skin
Clubbed several seals
Die spectacularly in Turtle Toss
Win a match of Madness Roulete
Lost a match of Madness Roulette
Win an offline game of Air Hockey
Win an online game of Air Hockey
Kill 100 people. That's a war crime, probably.
Clear 20 floors
You're gonna go far, kid. 5km or more
Kill 50 Feds in Fly High Hominid
Survive for 3 minutes
Reach a score of at least 50k in the NG30th Table
Beat the Soviet Missile Mastar Minigame in the NG30th Pinball Table
Get a total score of 20
Get a total score of 50
Get a total score of 100
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/60 points)
Start Your Homebrew Journey
RTFM
VMU IRL
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/115 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Find Sabtastic's friends.
Turn on the Meshi Meshi Woo Woo.
Put the collage back together.